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Goat Simulator Update v1.0.28026 © Coffee Stain Studios

Release Date: 01/04/2014 Protection: Steam
Cracked By: BAT-TEAM # of Files: few

A text list of fixes/updates is included in the pack

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology
bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer
have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have
finally come true! WASD to write history

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much
destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been
compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of
being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks
you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a
backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and
you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam
Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels
missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the
sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it
and crash the game

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game
and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on
something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or
maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a
real goat

Key Features

* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends
that you're the alpha goat
* Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels
missions, game modes, and more!
* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs
everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
* In-game physics that spazz out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat

1. Unpack release
2. Install the update to where you installed the game
3. Copy the cracked content from /Crack dir to the
same place
4. Enjoy!

WE DONT WANT ANYONE TO CONTACT US!
WE CONTACT YOU IF NEEDED!
WEB: NEVER - IRC: NEVER - EMAIL: NEVER

Greetings to all of our friends around scene!

NFO UPDATED 13/11/2007[/info]

whatsnew
-> Added more goats.
-> Added more goatiness to the map.
-> Added and fixed achievements.
-> Increased the simulation realism by 25%.
-> Goat tongue realism increased by an additional 25%.
-> NPCs are now fully self aware and often ponder the meaning of life.
-> Added and removed profanity filter.
-> Flappy Goat hitbox unchanged.
-> Probably added some bugs.
-> Probably broke some workshop items.
-> Sheep are not goats.
-> Made a GUI in visual basic to track the assailants ip address.